Gee, thanks

My two-year-old walked into my room as I was getting dressed......

"Mama, you naked?"

"Yes, I'm naked."

Wrinkled nose and disgusted look: "Ew" and then she walked away.

I'm yelling after her: "Hey! This is not "ew" this is normal! And it's YOUR fault! This body created yours, you don't get to say "ew"!

Of course, she was already down the stairs and ignoring me.

Nothing like starting my day with a self-esteem boost.