Breakfast entertainment

The children were plotting their takeover of the world this morning.

They started with Maine. Then on to Canada. After that it was Mexico and Australia, and then as the crowning jewel - Equestria! (Where the My Little Ponies live, for those of you not up on your children's television)

They sneaked into Equestria via a secret portal and cleverly disguised themselves as a band. Child #1 was the violin player - with his bow and arrows disguised as a violin. Child #3 was the guitarist, her guitar was secretly her shirt, and she could shoot fire. Child #2 was the piano player, but the piano was actually bombs.

They choreographed the whole thing. My favorite moment was my oldest standing on top of the coffee table, pointing his bow at his brother "Ok! NOW! Old McDonald Had a Farm!" And Child #2 played Old McDonald had a farm, Child #3 played air guitar and then they started laughing evilly and the "battle" began.