That's what HE said

Quotes from a four-year-old

The black cauldron in his hand? It was his easter basket.

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"Dora is DEAD!"

Wouldn't be so bad if his little sister hadn't been standing right by him. She laughed because he did and then asked me quietly, "Dora's sick?"

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"Mommy, my penis is growing faster than the rest of my body."

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While saying the prayer. . . "And please bless our food so that our bodies will grow small and weak."