Isn't he sweet?

I'm getting much better at NOT saying the first thing that pops into my head, usually I can bite back the second and third thing as well.

Recently, Husband and I chatted with a nice neighborhood lady who was just out walking her dog and even though she SO set herself up for a snappy little comeback of mine, I didn't say it. But of course, I had to tell John about it afterward - because it was hilarious (OK it was marginally funny, but I laughed).

Me: "My ability to bite my tongue is the only reason people think I am a nice person. Boy, have I got them fooled."

Him: "Don't worry, Honey. I'll never think you are a nice person."