Boy: "Mom, have you ever been to France?"
Me: "Nope."
Boy: "Well, my friend Sarah knows how they kiss there. Her mom has been to France."
Me: ". . . . um. . . . (must. keep. face. neutral.) . . . Oh, really? . . . . . . How do you know that?"
Before 7:30am is WAY too early to have these kinds of conversations with a seven-year-old. Can I go back to bed now?
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