That's what SHE said

Just in case you don't have a dramatic two-year-old girl around your house to listen to.

Daddy offered to let Lil' girl watch a movie on his iPad.  You need to hear the outraged tone of voice to get the whole effect.  Imagine a very upset two-year-old.

Her: "No, Daddy!  That makes me SO MAD!"
Him: "What?  Why?"
Her: "Because it is SO DANGEROUS!"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "Because I can't watch movies on your toy!"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "Because it makes me MAD."
Him: "Why does it make you mad?"
Her: "Because it is SO DANGEROUS!"
Him: "Why is it dangerous?"
Her: "Because it makes me SO MAD!"
Him: "But why does it make you mad?"
Her: "Because it is SO DANGEROUS!"
Him: "Oh no! You are caught in a tautological argument! How are you going to get out?"
Her: "That is SO DANGEROUS! And I am so MAD!"




I handed her a stack of plates and asked her to spread them on the table.  But I didn't count, so she had a few leftover.

Her: "Mom, these ones are for the NOT yucky dinner.  We can put fruit snacks on them."