As you walk out the door in the morning, call over your shoulder, "Oh Mom! There is a spider under the blue thing."
For added effect make sure this is on a day when Mom has been sick and the house is extra messy. Also, she will still be recovering and not able to actually clean the whole house.
Gaaaah! Do you know how many "blue things" are in this house? All day long I hardly dared move anything without a shoe in my hand. And I never did find it.
Thanks, son.
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Its still early but so far this is the funniest thing I have read all day! I would probably have to leave the house.
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