Sinister Netflix plot uncovered

I find it amusing that so many people are upset about Netflix raising their prices. Guess what? You don't have to pay them anything. You could turn off your computer or TV and read a book, go for a walk, hey, maybe talk to those people who live in your house! Did you know you're related? Instant media gratification isn't a right, but apparently whining about how you have to pay a few bucks a month more is.

But we have decided to stop getting the DVDs mailed to our house. We don't watch them very quickly anyway. Husband and I are not very careful about arranging our queue. So when he has a minute, he puts five or six movies he wanted to see and then I put on a handful of my own. What I find ironic is that we made this decision the day after watching the last in a string of his blow-things-up movies. So we'll cancel our subscription before we get to watch Phantom of the Opera, Cats, and the six-hour-long BBC Pride and Prejudice.

Can't be a coincidence.