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Friday, June 10, 2011

Fortune Cookie

We ordered Chinese food the other night and this, of course, means that I get to eat all the fortune cookies.


John and JJ can't eat them and it wouldn't be polite for the rest of us to eat in front of them - so I have to eat them all after everyone else leaves the kitchen. Sigh, just one of the many duties we mommies have to bear.

The first fortune said:
People will be attracted to your insight and wisdom.

Husband snickered. I said, "Were you attracted to my insight and wisdom?"

He said, "I was attracted to your hot body and sparkling conversation."

I said, "Sparkling?"

He said, "Yeah. It is like champagne - with a shot of Russian-jet-fuel-vodka. It is bubbly and smooth until you think about it and then you realize you just got burned. On the inside."


And the next fortune said: Flattery will go far tonight.

I taped it to the front door for him to see when he walks in the house.

1 comment:

Megan said...

You two crack me up.