Quotes of the day

(while swapping knock-knock jokes in the car)

Boy #1 - NO. When I am telling a joke, I get to say the funny part. . . Because I'm so funny.

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Him - Wow. I can't believe the side-view mirror broke like that. That is so weird.

Me - Well honey, you hit a bus.

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