Do not listen to Daddy.
You are not invited to make an appearance until late November.Do not listen to Daddy.
I don't care if it would be easier for him and his homework load.
I have a list of things that MUST be done before you are welcomed here.
Do not listen to Daddy.
Daddy does not have breasts.
Trust me on this one, Squirt. If you want to eat, always listen to the one with breasts.
Love,
Mommy
3 comments:
Is this a little boy or girl squirt?
well said. I love the way you think! :)
You are hilarious!! That's such a cute post! lol
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