Just in case you were wondering

You probably won't find this in a parenting manual.

If your three-year-old sticks a mini M&M so far up his nose that you can't even see it and he can't actually blow. . . . .try saline drops. That and the holding him down and making him cry are very useful. . um. . expectorants.

We got the chocolate out, minus the colorful candy coating. Apparently they could modify the slogan: "Melts in your mouth AND nose. Not in your hand."

Is it bad that I thought the whole thing hilarious?

And THANK YOU to John's Uncle Mike for being our resident expert on all things medical.