At a loss for words

Husband: Oh! I know just what I want to have the kids get you for Christmas.

Me: OK.

Husband: It will be great, but it will just make you mad.

Me: Why would you get me a present that would make me mad?

Husband: It's a character flaw.

Me: My character flaw?

Husband: Yes. You should just get over it and enjoy the gift.

Me: !!!!


p.s. He has wisely chosen to get me a gift that I will actually enjoy.